cotch

to masturbate.

i think she's in the bathroom, cotching, like usual.

by ajg37 June 2, 2011

Cotchin

The useless piece of skin that hangs off the end of an uncircumcised penis.

“My cotchin is sore. It might be infected.”

by Tsarchasm5 April 15, 2023

Facebook Cotching

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.

Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.

by fx501 August 1, 2010

Cootchie Stix

Tampons

Ugh, I'm on my period. Mom, go get me some damn cootchie stix!

by trollmasterz July 20, 2010

Cotches

A cotch is commonly misconceived as an STD or "crotch" misspelled however cotches are painful owwies on your feet due to shoes.

"those shoes give me cotches"

by LexieLou July 2, 2008

cotch

indeed from the old french coucher (to lie down), but the word couche (n) and Kouche (v) are both present in middle english, Chaucer meploys them.(largely due to the french influence on English, obviously). this also explains the ethnic variant "coootch" which some people use. also might be a variant of coach - originally Koche, named after the german town in which it was invented.

i'm enjoying my cotch. this room is a heavy cotch.

by jon December 1, 2004

cotch

to cotch is, as has been previously explained, to rest or relax

1./ however, it has recently come about that to 'have some cotch' is to smoke, usually weed.

2./ it can also mean to have sex outdoors with whoever you happen to be talking to.

1./ lets go have some cotch in the park.

2./ woo lets go have some cotch!!

by Joe Caplin April 1, 2008