by Dee Monee January 6, 2008
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A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.
See liberal rant.
A laborsome, albeit somewhat amusingly skewed compilation of conjecture, misunderstandings, Bible quotes, Fox News "facts", hocus-pocus, psuedo-science and fairy-tales. Usually involving loose, air-borne saliva and the use of a snot-rag.
See liberal rant.
My neighbor wouldn't shut-up about his pastor's town-hall meeting on liberals. His conservative rant lasted two whole minutes. Thank God for the Star Spangled Banner. I thought he'd never stop. My friend and I got back to the game just before kick-off.
by PlanetBJR January 1, 2011
Get the conservative rant mug.1)A term for people who learn towards the right side of the political spectrum. Like all political idealogies, it has both good and bad points.
2)(In America) A political affliation. Conservatives tend to believe in people taking care of themselves with as little government help as possible. They do not usually believe in social welfare systems. They also tend beleive in a strict interpretation of the Constitution in regard to the powers of the governement. Many but not all conservatives are supportive of the war in Iraq. A large portion of conservatives are Republicans.
Sadly, some conservatives (as with all groups of people) are biased and blindlly accuse liberals and other people they don't like of being "un-american" or not committed to protecting our country from terrorists.
3)a) Careful or cautious about things
b) not given to flamboyancy.
2)(In America) A political affliation. Conservatives tend to believe in people taking care of themselves with as little government help as possible. They do not usually believe in social welfare systems. They also tend beleive in a strict interpretation of the Constitution in regard to the powers of the governement. Many but not all conservatives are supportive of the war in Iraq. A large portion of conservatives are Republicans.
Sadly, some conservatives (as with all groups of people) are biased and blindlly accuse liberals and other people they don't like of being "un-american" or not committed to protecting our country from terrorists.
3)a) Careful or cautious about things
b) not given to flamboyancy.
Ex. 1) A group of conservative farmers fought government laws that would regulate the amount of fertilizer they could use per year.
2) The conservative politcal commentator started attacking liberal policies, but his facts were not very good.
3)a) We need to be conservative with our firewood so it doesn't run out.
b) That's a very conservative outfit you're wearing for that job interview.
2) The conservative politcal commentator started attacking liberal policies, but his facts were not very good.
3)a) We need to be conservative with our firewood so it doesn't run out.
b) That's a very conservative outfit you're wearing for that job interview.
by andriod5 August 27, 2005
Get the conservatives mug.A Activist, blogger, or any form of media personality that promotes prejudice and hatred towards liberals.
Conservative slander artist tend to used half truths and misleading information to paint a savage false image of liberals that is later echoed through the internet and other media sources.
Among the well know Slander Artist are...
David Horowitz
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Michelle Malkin
Conservative slander artist tend to used half truths and misleading information to paint a savage false image of liberals that is later echoed through the internet and other media sources.
Among the well know Slander Artist are...
David Horowitz
Ann Coulter
Sean Hannity
Michelle Malkin
by Bob_the_Patriot April 3, 2008
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Get the compassionate conservative mug.A group of uninformed, ignorant, conservative, douche bags, who go to tea bagging parties(sponsored by like-minded douche bags, Joe The Dipshit/Plumber, and Newt "I dump my wife when she has cancer" Gingrich) talking about how Obama is a socialist for raising taxes back to Reagan levels...
I can't believe I voted for the Republican party once, after watching all these crazy Conservative Tea Baggers
by jo jo, circus elephant boy April 14, 2009
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Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."
by Publius August 26, 2003
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