contorto

A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos

He gave me the contorto last night behind 7-Eleven

by Ssnider420 March 31, 2023

Cocoricocoboy

Cocoricocoboy is an old French TV Show. Often reffered to as an idiot or someone who thinks they're mad or awesome. Mainly used on guys, because it is CocoricocoBOY. But can be used on girls also.

Person 1: That guy reckons he's so Cocoricocoboy.

Person 2: Yeah I know, what a bert.

Another example:
Guy 1: Look at that girl, she's dating such a Cocoricocoboy!

Guy 2: Haha, yeah I know!

by Muftington July 22, 2009

Cocktorium

1. Place of, or for, cocks.
2. Vagina.
3. Victoria.

Guy 1: Man, Victoria has the best cocktorium.
Guy 2: Yeah her cocktorium is so great.

by MadisonMagic April 4, 2013

cocktor

when you get so much pussy you feel like you can fly

I got so much pussy last night i feel like cocktor

by Kamran Omidi November 11, 2007

Flaming Cocktor Pepper

The act of masturbating with a flammable jelly. Seconds before climax, ignite the jelly and continue until you're finished.

A couple of cocktails, a nice adult video and a Flaming Cocktor Pepper is all he needs for a good time.

by AsktheBeerGuys August 13, 2010

Cocktorrent

some one who thinks they know about torrents but is a complete Cock.

Did you hear know it all? What a Cocktorrent

by typoking July 31, 2007

Cactor

A cack actor - i.e. a person who takes themselves seriously as an actor but is actually cack at acting and somewhat lacking in both humility and reality. A cactor is often more concerned about being photographed and name-dropping celebrities than they are about learning how to act - or they may take a ton of acting classes but it makes no difference. The cactor works very hard to succeed as an actor - spending a ton of money and time on professional photos of themselves, and posting them everywhere as if vanity equated to talent. Typical of wannabe actors and actresses who are deluded about their talents, sound like Derek Zoolander, and in reality will never stand shoulder to shoulder with real talent. "Actor" or "Actress" who is really a full-time bartender / waiter / receptionist / shop clerk with a piece of shit showreel that they brag about. Aka "shactor" - a shit actor.

Steve: "Angela's boasting about the time she met Holly Hunter and how it's her ambition to work with her one day" Me: "Yeah but overlooks one important fact: Holly Hunter's an oscar winning actress. Angela is a cactor."

by itellsitidoes July 20, 2011