cockwoggler

A person who woggles cocks.

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.

by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021

Cockswoggling

I'd like to coin a new phrase -
Cockswoggling -- when a guy shakes another guys hand and tries to dominate him to show he's the cock of the cage by squashing his hand or yanking him towards himself or not letting go until he says it's time.
Cockswoggling.
You're welcome.

I'm afraid to shake Donald Trump's hand - he'll yank you in - grab on tight and won't let go until he's good and ready. He's known for his cockswoggling!

by josefdamosef March 8, 2017

Cockwombler

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.

"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"

by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023

sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

by browns lb February 24, 2017

Cockgoggles

The word cockgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the cockgoggles form of the word.

Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.

Person 1: Dude, they decided to replace Cortana with Guilty Spark in Halo 3.

Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!

Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.

Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.

by Necromas December 9, 2008

cockoogle

Googling cock on the net.

Samantha had been deprived of cock for such a long time she started to cockoogle on the net.
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".

by kimgee April 25, 2010

Cockwombled

Being cockwombled Is often referred to as meaning the same as gobsmacked for example

When Shirley told me she was pregnant I was absolutely cockwombled

by Fatimabollock January 5, 2023