Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.

Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.

Very string gaslighting tendency s.

An individual with Bad life choices

Rhys is such a COCKWOMBLE. Was such an arrogant man got caught, then spent $350 on porn instead of helping his kids.

by Amme13 November 7, 2021

Cockwomble

A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.

"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"

by Grooveyard February 11, 2022

cockwaffle challenge

A challenge given to someone to use the word cockwaffle 11 times in one day. However, they cannot use it to describe someone, it must be used as a direct insult to someone's face.

The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.

Louisa: "Yo, guys, Zac gave Cameron the cockwaffle challenge today. It's gonna be sooo good"

Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"

by Southsidex3life December 23, 2007

King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.

I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.

by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016

Cockwombler

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.

"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"

by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023

sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

by browns lb February 24, 2017

Cockwaffle

An English teacher with scruffed pre-pubescent resembling facial hair, giraffe legs, and a need for making students having a bad day feel as though they are even more worthless then they already feel.

Mr. Transcedentalist is a cockwaffle.

by Jesse Boyd November 12, 2018