cockfather

The guy who has helped you in any way to get laid and lose your virginity and has helped you turn from a boy to a man.

dude1: Do you know Jim?
dude2: Of course I do! He is my cockfather
dude1: Oh wow..

by jimissobored November 6, 2014

cockotter

a term for someone who you show no respect to.

Go to hell cockotter!

by Dead Girl June 19, 2006

cocktagenarian

A man who is a total dickhead and also in his eighth decade of life (numerically. i.e. 80 - 89 years old).

The guy I work for is a total asshat. And he's old. He's a cocktagenarian.

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Cockatrice

When a woman gives it to 3 guys at the same time.

Sally left the bar with the Cummings triplets, and Bob C' said they gave her a Cockatrice!

by Peter Crammer May 13, 2006

cockmaster

master of male chickens

Farmer Brown was the biggest cockmaster in the land.

by kwazoo May 17, 2006

cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie

"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"

by NITERAT April 25, 2005

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004