cocktipuss

the act of having eight individual penis's

"Did you go to the circus this weekend?"
"No"
"There were all these weird circus freaks though"
"I still didn't go"
"There was this one guy with eight dicks, they called him the cocktipuss"
"Fuck you man, that's seven to many"

by Snickersshitters February 5, 2010

cocktacular

Extra-spectacular.
Similar to dicktastic.

That movie was cocktacular!

by Mandyleh January 26, 2006

Cocktus

A Mexican penis.

Jose whooped out his cocktus and we got it on. It was muy caliente.

by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009

Cocktopus

The act of receiving eight dicks at once.

"Did you hear the Helen had a cocktopus with eight midgets last night?"

by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015

blockbuster and cockthruster

Hard sex with blockbuster films in the background.
An improved version of Netflix and Chill

"Hey babe, want to go to my place and have some blockbuster and cockthruster?"

by Necraii October 8, 2016

Cocktopuss

The transformation that a gay man undergoes upon having a sex change near any beach-side gay community.

Looks like Philipe changed his cock to a puss. Lets go swimming. (jeez christ) He has a huge Cocktopuss.

by OLDCORNTOOTH February 24, 2009

cactapuss

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 30, 2007