Cock-snot

1. An affectionate Nothern English word used to describe a friend that fannys on too much before football or going out.

2. That last bit of cock juice that just wont go away.

3. When someone f**ks you over, they've cock snotted you.

1. Anth: 'Alreet Stu, have you seen Harvey around?'

Stu: 'Oh aye , that piece of cock-snot, he was plucking his eye lashes.'

2. Hammel: 'Oh bother, I just got cock snot on my short shorts.'

3. Rob the postie: 'Did you just see marty tell the referee that I s**tted in his coffee?'

Anth: 'Yes .... He completely cock-snotted you Mr postman.'

by safcstu March 22, 2010

cocksnott

an unusually thick and abundant ejaculation. Usually used in conjunction with the term "jizm junkie"

That jizm junkie is thirsty for cocksnott!

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

Cock-snot

Semen which has been projected from male genetalia.

Ahh!! Cock-snot in my eye!!!

by Scarlett Knocksville July 28, 2006

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003

cock-snot

The nasty stuff that drips out of a mans penis.

He cleaned the cock-snot off of his penis after jacking off.

by Jeffrey Jay April 9, 2005

cock snot

cock snot - the crusted smegma that is found under the foreskin foreskin of an unhealthy and unwashed uncircumcised penis.

Bob carefully peeld back the foreskin of juniors big fat cock, ready to engulf all of his offerings.

"Geez junior, when was the last time you showered"

" 3 days ago, why?"

"Because you have an enormous build up of this horrible cheese looking and smelling smegma under your magnificent foreskin"

"Oh yeh, dont worry about that, thats just my cock snot"

by Swine Doctor June 14, 2011

cockshott point

1. The moment before male ejaculation
2. A road near Lake Windermere, UK

by Stuart Taylor October 4, 2003