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cocksnap

A term used by immature individuals hoping to gain notoriety at someone else's expense. Most commonly used among elite members of a community who are often looked up to
by the people they mercilessly mock.
Example 1: "The fact that 'Cocksnap' has a name but nobody uses it is disturbing."

Example 2: "So-and-so asked 'cocksnap' to enter a contest just so they could make fun."

Example 3: "Somebody also made a myspace page to make fun of 'cocksnap'".

Example 4: "That long-running joke about 'cocksnap' is tainting the scene."

Examples 5: "People who call her 'cocksnap' are cowards hiding behind their social clique."

Example 6: "Nothing 'cocksnap' does justifies the extreme cruelty exhibited by the clique."
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black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).
"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"
by zac sutherland June 17, 2008
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cockslamp

The act slapping someone about the body with your cock so hard that it leaves an impression or "stamp" shaped like a dick.
"SHUT UP OR YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER COCKSLAMP!"
by Cockslamp Champ November 2, 2011
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Cockswap

Whereas 'Cockblocking' is the act of preventing someone from getting laid, the act of 'Cockswapping' is when the swapper purposely blocks the sexual attempts of a third party, only to move in after they've ruined everything for their own personal gain.

A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.

A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bob told me she was ugly, and I could do better. Then, later that night, he cockswapped, and told her I called her ugly, and slept with her. What a prick!"
by Gamingtrevor June 22, 2010
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cocksnapper

Someone with a sharp wit; someone who has embarrassed you with a snide comment.
Why did you have to embarrass me in front of my friends, cocksnapper?
by London_Midge February 20, 2004
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bloody cockslap

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.
Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"
by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016
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Around The Back CockSlap

When you and your partner are both naked and ready to fuck . As the girl/boy ( if you like that kinda stuff ) is coming near you , you then fake left/right do a 360 spin to turn around from them and as your about to face them give them a cock slap/ dick print .
Lisa got tired of dick prints so she pulled off an Around The Back CockSlap.
by TrustTheCircle June 4, 2012
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