cockanental breakfast

A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.

Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.

by JC Cockinstuff November 21, 2013

cockface

A person who looks like a mans cock, or someone who is fucking stupid

Bobby has a cockface.

God damn i wish Joe would stop being a cockface for once.

by Sean G March 10, 2003

Cocklashed

To whip someones leg with your penis.

"You just got cocklashed, baby!"

by Neilio November 9, 2003

cocktane

The amount of octane in your cock.

Girl 1: I hear Jim is shit in bed!
Girl 2: Yeah, it's because he uses low cocktane.

by TeraByte911 April 1, 2009

cockface

sumone who acts like an asshole

dan, chris, mike

by hobo_on_hastings September 22, 2003

cockface

(1)someone who is a liar, asshole and a jerk off.

(2)j.p

j.p is the biggest freaking cockface you will ever meet.

by amy March 23, 2004

Cocklace

A necklace consisting of at least one, ideally multiple, penises.

Wow, did you Conor's new cocklace? It looks like it has seven thiccc brass dongs hanging off it!

by Bouefcurtains February 12, 2021