Cornflake

An individual from the American Midwest who is easily offended due to their unique sensitivities.

I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.

by SantaFeTrail-er June 13, 2018

Cockcake

A chocolate cake that has been half eaten by people who do not own it, and then the owner puts his c*ck in the remaining half before making the people eat the rest.

Joshua: Who has eaten half of my cake?
Laura,Emma,Lucy: We did.
Joshua: Well you can finish the rest, it is outside your door.
....
(the girls eat the cake)
....
Joshua: ahahahahhahahaha guess what I put in it. That's what you call a Cockcake.

by LB,EH,LM February 6, 2009

license from a cornflake packet

The phrase used for someone who can't drive well, meaning that their driving license couldn't have been official, because they're so bad at driving.

Look at that driver! He must have gotten his license from a cornflake packet!

by BelikovsRoza1697 December 26, 2010

cockplacent

When someone makes an effort to become less complacent and less cocky at the same time.

Ian's prowess in the game was aided by his effort to not be complacent; but he made sure he didn't get into cockiness territory by telling himself to be cockplacent.

by Stehako July 17, 2016

soggy cornflake nigga

said in the braveheart/little john song "quick to back down" i think it's a loose term for a pussy, aka softy, aka pansy, aka fag, aka Nick Turner (aha!jk), aka queer, aka homo...

listen to the song cause it is one sweet song homes

by corndizzle September 23, 2004

Cockolate

A large black penis

1) Ho: Girl, I'm getting me a BIG bar of cockolate tonight!
Ho's friend: Everyone loves Cockolate

by Cockolate lover June 21, 2008

Russian Cornflake

A sexual act involving scraping off shavings of skin from your penis with a cheese grater and placing them on your partners face.

Wow! After that Russian Cornflake I gave Janice last night, I thought my penis would never recover. Fortunately I had the presence of mind to stick in the fryilator at work the next day.

by Chronicmastabata2011 January 10, 2011