Cockernaut

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.

Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.

by chrlwrd September 28, 2010

cockeran

When an individual is riding you so bad that you need Johnny Cockeran to get them to stop riding you.

This chic was on my dick so bad, I needed Cockeran to get her off.

by kb rocks May 9, 2006

Cockerspaniel drop

To sit over someones face and take a shit in their mouth, white having a leash connected from their neck to your nipples or genitals.

After oral, me and Dan did the Cockerspaniel drop

by Shannen January 13, 2005

Cockdrinker

Someone who is so fucked up that "cocksucker" is too rational for them, they have to do something irrational like drink the fucking cock

And then they came to my front door and woke me up on Saturday morning to try to convert me to Mormonism, so I whipped out my dick and pissed all over them. Cockdrinkers.

by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

Cockerbunnys

2 crazy chicks... who are a little over 5 feet tall also funny, outgoing, and just a little nuts, also cute, adorable and loveable!

Stefani and Christine are Cockerbunnys!

by Christine March 16, 2004

cockbrain

a guy who only thinks about his dick and goes from one girl to another.

john is such a cockbrain--he was just dating bridget but after he fucked her he dumped her for anne

by youngandinsane March 30, 2007

Carbon cockprint

The artistic product of the male pervert who climbs atop the photocopy machine naked, presses his genitals to the glass, and pushes the print button.

As the glass was clean on the photocopy machine last evening, and as it is smudged with crotch-cheese this morning, I suspect that the janitor was making Carbon cockprints all night.

by The Grottomaster May 13, 2011