Cockroach

Dirty little creatures that live under beds in dark, moist rooms, waiting to crawl in to the ears of unsuspecting sleepers to lay eggs and drink beer

Charla's bedroom is full of evil beady-eyed cockroaches waiting for her to fall asleep.

by C. Diesel October 19, 2014

Cockroach Pussy

A nasty ass vagina that looks like it could survive a shit ton of radiation

Last night when I was at that club I saw a shit ton of Cockroach Pussy.

by Zigg-y December 17, 2018

cockroach

A promiscuous man that lurks in clubs. He is probably the hottest guy there, but he has deplorable hygiene and he's probably got STDs. He's also the only guy in the club clever enough to wear eyeliner.

-That guy over there is so choice, I've got to meet him. Oh, wait, he looks like a cockroach.

-He's such a cockroach, I heard he has AIDs. Too bad, I love a guy in leather.

by ladycreeper June 19, 2014

cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Cockroach

A little dick

Last night I was going to fuck Carlos till he wiped out a cockroach.

by kyaaaal September 26, 2018

Cockroach

Where the fric did they all go. It used to be an actual epidemic and now they are all suddenly gone. Why is no one talking about this??? Aliens are real

Oh hey look a cockroach and it's the year 1978.

by Karen Withakay October 31, 2019

Cockroach

Employees of Westmount during the coronavirus.

“Hey all the blue collars are home in quarantine. Except the westmount cockroaches. They survive everything. “

by Em1civic March 26, 2020