Cockadoodle Deuce

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

by early riser July 13, 2009

Cockalicious

A cock with extra-delicious pre-cum, making it better than the average to suck.

My partner is the most cockalicious cunnilinguist ever.

by M.I.L.F. June 16, 2006

cockaholic

an insatiable lust for the shaft

hannah brown is a cockaholic

by kaleena April 10, 2006

Cockaine

Jizz on a table the sunlight has access to, wait for the liquid to evaporate and snort the powder/ gunk remains.

Dude, I was totally fucked off my head on cockaine the other day! I think I feel them moving inside.

by AvengedSevenfold. May 25, 2010

Cockaganda

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.

Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

cockage

Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.

Several boys were suspended from school for displaying cockage

by Wildthing February 18, 2013

Cockaine

A slut who takes drugs (predominately cocaine This is taken as a line off of a man's penis / mid-blowjob), this act can also be the name of taking drugs whilst having sex.

Guy 1: Wow, I fucked Becky so hard last night. Me and George let her do Cockaine.

by Someone_I_Used_To_Know November 19, 2016