cockmunch

a man one does not like

That George Bush/that bloke on the telly/the right honourable member is a right cockmunch, isn't he?

by GregS July 26, 2005

cockpunch

A punch in the groinal area, not to be mistaken for a beverage, especially not chicken soup.

When asked if he needed a good cockpunch, President Bush replied, "No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now."

by Downtown Red August 2, 2004

cockpunch

A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.

Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"

Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"

Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"

Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"

by Ross March 15, 2005

cockmuncher

someone who nibbles or munches on cock

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

cockpunch

Occasionally an irreverent imaginary drink, largely signifying online congeniality.

"Cock punch sounds like something you'd drink at an orgy." - Sidedish, at monkeyfilter.com

"Standing a glass o' cockpunch to all your incarnations." - beeswacky, at monkeyfilter.com

by j December 2, 2004

cockmunch

to munch on tha cock

See V1TNAM

by buckweet April 9, 2004

Cockpunch

Semen, ejaculate, nut, sperm, jism.

"Last night, Lisa blew me and drank my cockpunch."

by Doward March 12, 2008