Cockaholism

Serious, yet rarely fatal, addiction to mass quantities of penis. A person who suffers from Cockaholism may want the wang two, three or five times in a single night. The condition also exists in weekend binge form.

A: "hey, where is C? I havn't seen her all weekend"
L: "She's on a cock binge. You know she suffers from cockaholism"

by AliasC December 23, 2010

anal cockage

Referring to the act of placing ones cock in the ass of another.

"Hey honey, you up for a spot of good old fashioned Anal Cockage tonight?"

"I spaffed big time during our Anal Cockage session last night!"

by A.Cockage September 19, 2006

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Cackalacky

slang for Carolina (north or south), american states

Always wear my jeans baggy, saggy
you know georgia,
flor'da,
nor', sou' cackalacky

by Armelius Rochean Dupree February 17, 2005

cockadoodledoo

1. call of a rooster in the morning, generally a waking call

2. extremely massive penis of any mammal, causing exclamation

3. any exclamation from an exotic dancer, generally reffering to their highly excitable sexual state

"you filthy rooster shut up your cockadoodling!"

"fuck damn look at that cockadoodledoo on Brad!"

"ohhhhh man thats great Bob... ohhh.. COCKADOODLEDOO... ohhhh BOB damn.. harder... COCKADOODLEDOO!"

by Rachel Fuhrman June 11, 2006

clackalackin

Slang for "What is Going On"

Yo, Whats clackalackin?

by CL December 17, 2003

Cocka

Very big fat juicy cock

Man Franco has a cocka

by Daddy_big_cocka June 17, 2018