Caleb Crowder

A professional tennis player located in Indiana. He currently plays for a high-school tennis team but will soon be professional. Caleb Crowder beats Jay Glotzbach any day of the week. Caleb has a very powerful forehand and a quick accurate backhand.

Kid 1: Did you see Caleb Crowder beat Jay Glotzbach last week?
Kid 2: Yes, Caleb Crowder is one of the best tennis players there is…

by JaySlayer December 14, 2022

parton's chowder

Semen on a females chest.

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

by Barry_Kennelworth March 6, 2007

Singapore Clam Chowder

An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".

Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.

by OmegeDas January 12, 2015

Chowder

The show that single-handedly redeemed Cartoon Network. Created by CH Greenblatt (aka Fred Fredburger), it takes place in the wildly colorful Marzipan City, featuring all kinds of imaginative creatures, all named after food. The main character, Chowder, is a purple cat-bear-rabbit-thing, who is an apprentice for Chef Mung Daal, a strange blue man. There's also Shnitzel, a big rock monster who only says "radda" but is still cool in some way. The whole show is like an acid trip, and features humor that appeals to children AND adults.

Chowder is one of the best recently created cartoons.

by mowub February 12, 2009

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

Chowder Cannon

Dick, cock, prick, johnson, pud

Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan) graves the Chowder Cannon!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011

Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.

Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007