A general or all around jerk of a person. Characteristics of the said cockstomp may include being rude, conceded, belligerent, and of course having/being engaged in the sexual behavior of cock and ball torture
Wow, Stephan was such a cockstomp at work today!
Dude, sandy wanted to do some crazy cockstomping sex last night, but i was like noooo thanks!
Dude, sandy wanted to do some crazy cockstomping sex last night, but i was like noooo thanks!
by a_dub_for_realz March 30, 2008
Get the cockstomp mug.A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.
"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."
by Stephen Mechasm September 9, 2007
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a phrase that is used to cock block; it is either exclaimed out loud or said behind the back of the one being cock-blocked; in reference to the scene in Back to the Future
by punkrovkr827 March 23, 2010
Get the save the clocktower mug.1. The act of inserting an object into the male urethra (which is, in most cases, much larger than the natural size of the urethra) and pumping this object in and out of the male body until orgasm is achieved.
2. Gauging the size of the male urethra in order to accommodate objects that would otherwise be unable to fit.
2. Gauging the size of the male urethra in order to accommodate objects that would otherwise be unable to fit.
by globalinsanity July 21, 2008
Get the cockstorm mug.A word used to represent the ratio of men to women at a party or gathering. The word is an abbreviation of "cock to pussy ratio".
by chompums November 3, 2009
Get the Cocktopus mug.whenever you have cock shoved so far up your ass that you have to poop rendering your shit button useless.
by 6THREE!8 July 3, 2010
Get the cockstipated mug.(1) When you go through your phone and finna find some late night D somewhere between the hours of 1:30-5:30am.
(2) Going through old texts and dm’s from thirsty fuckbois to see who’s the least repulsive and good for a late night smash & dash.
(2) Going through old texts and dm’s from thirsty fuckbois to see who’s the least repulsive and good for a late night smash & dash.
“I totally caught Becky taking cockstock when she was Tindering at 2am.”
Becky said to Carol, “Can you please take cockstock and find me a Chad to bang?”
Becky said to Carol, “Can you please take cockstock and find me a Chad to bang?”
by Kfbetch July 21, 2018
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