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Clicker's Remorse

The internet analog of buyer's remorse, wherein one comes to regret having clicked on a link of interest after they look up at the clock minutes or hours later and realize that they have invested an inordinate amount of time reading an article, playing a game, conversing with someone, looking at photos, etc. which they would not have spent had they resisted the impulse to "check it out"...
Upon looking up at the clock and realizing he'd spent the last 2 hours choosing the cuter kitten after clicking on the link his sister had emailed him Danny developed a strong feeling of clicker's remorse for not having resisted the urge to click on the link.
by drbeer November 27, 2012
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Cockermouth

1)A town in cumbria it sucks ass mostly but i like it.
2)put a cock in a mouth
lets go to cockermouth cos i like it
by Spongey bob October 2, 2006
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meaty clackers

A pair of big testicles. From the TV show The League
Baby Geoffrey sure has some meaty clackers.
by Chelupa Batman March 18, 2016
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flat clicker

horizontal motion stabilization plateau
I'm after a flat clicker.
I'm sorry, I don't think we sell that.
No, you guys definitely have that. It's a horizontal motion stabilization plateau.

a.k.a. Mouse Pad
by Zeailton December 1, 2019
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Cockeroni

An other subltil way to say the word Cock, but with a lot more swag and referring to a huge pepperoni.
Do you want to eat my Cockeroni?
by Jigglycockeroni June 27, 2014
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Clocket

The sound one’s balls make when slapping against their thigh. Typically heard when one goes commando.
When Rajesh came down the stairs after a hot shower, all that could be heard was “clocket, clocket, clocket”
by Kittykat99 November 23, 2018
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It's chockers!

Expression to denote an extreme amount of something, especially when referencing urban traffic or traffic jams.
The one day I left for work early and... my gosh... it's chockers!
by buoya November 29, 2011
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