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clive muffin

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in replacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protein , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumptious treat.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. I made a batch of Clive muffins this morning from ingredients saved from last night.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
by M-Phresh January 2, 2008
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The Clive Cussler

When a man wakes up to another man masturbating while jerking off the newly awoken man. Best performed after perfection of multiple-handed shakeweighting.
Walker awoke to Ken, who was vigorously performing the Clive Cussler.
by Dodger Diddler January 4, 2011
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Clive Diffing

(1) "Clive Diffing" is a misspelling of "Cliff Diving" by drunken hockey fans in an internet chatroom or message board. (2) 1950's English actor.
After a few Mooseheads, the phrase, "I hate those Cliff Diving bandwagon fans," becomes "I hit those Clive Diffing assholes."
by Jacketfan March 23, 2011
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clive dangerously

A really cool guy who runs the best blog since the invention of pre-sliced bread. If you take away the "c", you get Mr. Danerously's motto: LIVE DANGEROUSLY.
ME: Hey kids, who is your hero and/or role model?
KIDS: CLIVE DANGEROUSLY!
ME: And what does Clive tell us to do?
KIDS: LIVE DANGEROUSLY!
by Ryan Kasabian March 16, 2005
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Clive Muffin

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in repacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protien , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumtious treat.

2. A Man who has asteticly pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first orgininated in ST.D where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. a) I made a batch of clive muffins this morning from ingredient saved from last night.
b) Clinton enjoyed a fresh batch of hs own clive muffins.

2. Mitch and Clint are a pair of clive muffins.
by M-Phresh January 2, 2008
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Clive Language

A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.
Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!

Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet
by mids99 December 17, 2009
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Clive palmer

The Lord almighty who shall be praised for being their for all of us.

A man who knows also how to speak to the younger gen using memes and catchy ads
The man the myth the legend Clive Palmer is making titanic 2
by Jimmyg1889 May 18, 2019
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