Clerk

Often found in Law Offices, this master of the copier is also known as the Office Bitch. His tasks include copying, making coffee, running petty errands, collating documents and doing all the meaningless crap that the secretaries don't want to do. Generally a Clerk is nothing but a Temp who wants to go to law school, and is willing to sell his dignity and self respect to achieve that aim.

Person 1 - "So where you working at these days?"

Person 2 - "I'm a clerk at a law office down town"

Person 1 - "Oh that sounds kind of fun"

Person 2 - "Not really, I'm just the copy bitch"

by Captian Clerk March 17, 2010

cleric

1. In religion, a generic term for a religious leader; does not imply a specific religion or rank.

2. In business, a clerk; one who handles documents and filing systems.

3. In Roll Playing Gaming, aka RPG, a magic-practicing priest; generally a healer, but this may vary according to alignment.

People employ clerics to practice their religion for them so they won't have to practice their religion themselves.

by Downstrike May 24, 2004

cleg dust

poo that has not been properly wiped after pooing and is on ur bum hairs it is somewhat fine and dusty

"ahh crap i have some cleg dust!"

by john john john June 22, 2006

shoe clerk

Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.

"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."

"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."

by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008

clegan

two men who wear too tight of clothing because they like to make each other bone when they see each other. they say it's platonic, but it's sexual and they're cheating on their wives even though they have a child on the way. they go to gym together to get wet and sweaty since they can't anywhere else... once in a while they say they're having "teacher meetings" or "history day " where they sneak off to watch peanut butter porn. they teach and clear history... if you know what i mean ;)

"Wow, those clegan hotties lookin hottie hot hot today... that's why they have a boner!"

"Clegan is both my brotp but it's actually my OTP"

by cleganremind101 February 18, 2017

Cleng

Just above leng, the superior leng = cleng

you mate, you’re cleng, the clengest of them all

by slagscult May 5, 2022

Clerissa

Loving, balanced, beautiful and kind hearted. Bad ass to the fullest. She's a keeper!

Gotta have that clerissa..

Watch out for a clerissa..

by Balanced December 20, 2016