When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.
Hey Amanda, why are you crying!
Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!
Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!
by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013
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CLETUS FROM ALABAMA: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUSSSSSSSSSSS THAT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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by Tyrone Ayden January 22, 2019
Get the CLETUS mug.When your Cloust becomes infected. The infection has several stages:
Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.
Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.
Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.
Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Stage 1 - Local infection. Most commonly occuring in the groin or arches of the feet. Can be cleared up with some antifungal cream.
Stage 2 - Well developed infection. Groin will itch incessantly, as well as the arches of the feet, but can still be cleared up with strong antifungal medication.
Stage 3 - Infection has spread to several other places and can no longer be cured. Symptoms will include telling long winded stories.
Stage 4 - It is only a matter of time now. Symptoms include ridiculous height to volume ratio.
Dude - Hey man, did you hear about Brad?
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
Other Dude - Yeah, man. I heard he has a Stage 2 Cloust infection and his groin is on fire!
by Tom Brady the g February 4, 2010
Get the Cloust Infection mug.A person or thing that plays a lot of video games and isn’t sexually active or not we he or she ever be in their life aka lonely cletos forever
by Cletibabies January 19, 2018
Get the Cletus mug.Anti-social nigga that don't give a fuck about shit. One of the finest rarest people you'll ever see.
So you really don't care Cleosha?
by Chris Hines March 13, 2017
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