Raine & Clementine

Two friends who LOVE poisonous plants. And they keep on accusing one another of being "not straight" but aren't homophobic. They like dark humor. And death. But they appreciate life. And rain. And they keep on trying to tap the other on the head. It's a war. Raine may or may not have a crush on her friend. Also Raine has just started appreciating hugs and Clementine is shocked to death. Clementine is RLY smart.

Clementine: Raine has a crush on Evelyn.
Evelyn: Yep!
Raine: WHAT IN THE GOOD WORLD IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
Clementine: You haven't denied it yet...
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(8 am)
Clementine says smth random
Raine: Oh, poor thing, you're so tired that you cant think straight!
Clementine: Yup I'm not thinking straight.
Raine: WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT STRAIGHT???
Clementine suddenly wakes up and the two argue for 30 sec.
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Evelyn, Ellis, Lili, and Bianca: Wow this essay is dark... too much death. Oh wait, Raine and Clementine teamed up again. Explains the use of poisonous plants.
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*Clementine and Raine start running after one another in a tapping war*
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Those 2 friends who LOVE poisonous plants. hmmmmm, must be Raine & Clementine

by Mooneflower April 9, 2023

cementedaslur

verb; To fuck a slutty whore.

person 1: The kid was so lit last night that he cementedaslur without protection.

person 2: What a dork, you should probably get checked.

by thekid1102 July 6, 2011

clemence

a french goddess that is a hardcore field hockey player. a clemence is sort of a band geek, but in a good way. clemences have a wild side that is only noticed by close, personal friends, and are shy around nonbelievers. a clemence is very VERY smart. do not be surprised if your clemence has like a 5.0 GPA. its just how a clemence lives.

when u have a brialliant idea its called a clemence

by clemence's biffles August 11, 2009

clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

by braunj8840 June 24, 2011

Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.

"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

by Muttkins June 1, 2014

Clementini

Clementine but teeny

Hello there Clementini are you feeling teeny tiny? If you are feeling teeny tiny, then drink up lots of winey! The winey makes you strong, you teeny tiny girl. But if you drink too much, you are sure to hurl!

by Mistysocks August 31, 2021

Lauren Clements

A silly dummy hoe that is also an amazing, pretty girl

Person 1: Yo look!
Person 2: Bro that’s my friend, she’s such a Lauren Clements.

by Nheck January 6, 2020