clusterbag

to be picked on or publicly ridiculed by more than one person at the same time, esp. on the internet.

Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!

Moe: Man, she was asking for it.

Jack: Word!

by headspice February 24, 2009

Cluster Fix

generally small occurrences that exponentially improve a series of situations considered a 'cluster fuck'

Cassie: What a CLUSTER FUCK! Not only did my car break down but I just dropped my keys and they slid between the elevator shaft that is going to cost me 200 dollars! To make things worse, when my dad was researching repair methods for my car he downloaded a virus that fucked up my computer!
Zack: Its okay! The elevator people came out for free. I fixed your computer and your dad felt soo bad about fucking up your computer he put in new breaks and rotors! What a cluster fix!

by acowfrog April 15, 2009

Cluster Headache

A cluster headache is one of the most painful types of headache. A striking feature of cluster headache is that the attacks occur in cyclical patterns, or clusters — which gives the condition its name.

Bouts of frequent attacks — known as cluster periods — may last from weeks to months, usually followed by remission periods when the headache attacks stop completely. The pattern varies from one person to another, but most people have one or two cluster periods a year. During remission, no headaches occur for months, and sometimes even years.

"Long story short, got the MRI--it shows that I am suffering from cluster headaches AND migraine headaches."

"My cunt for a step mom is always sick. Those damn cluster headaches have been bothering her for years.

by Jack Holiday November 13, 2009

Clusterfrump

The act of becoming increasingly frumpy due to the intense frumpiness of those around you. This type of behavior is often observed in rural areas, such as rural New England, where dullness, plainness and a lack of fashion sense give way to an extremely high accepted level of frump.

Wow, I just took a trip back to New Hampshire and it was a total clusterfrump! I couldn't believe how much L.L. Bean catalogue action I saw!

by Hypocrash July 9, 2010

Clusterfuckectomy

The actual removal of a clusterfucker once a "cluster fuck inquisition" has been completed.

We have determined who the clusterfucker is and completed the clusterfuckectomy as requested.

Richard Nixon would have endured the rath of the clusterfuckectomy.

by The Tongliao Trio November 2, 2010

clusterfuckarchy

Occurs when a group of twits in power sit down to resolve something incredibly simple and start asking questions such as, "wouldn't it be great if...!" or "what about if we just added...?". The end result is that the simple goal becomes unbearably cumbersome, inefficient, redundant, or just plain stupid as the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers who came up with the plan in the first place.

Jane: did you hear about the board's decision about installing a coffee machine in the break room?
Martha: Yeah. That clusterfuckarchy couldn't decide on anything. Decaf or not? Organic or regular milk? Lattes or cappuccinos? And all we wanted was a cup of Joe. It's a wonder this company runs at all with dumbfucks like them at the wheel.

Jane: Word.

by The Nordic Avenger February 26, 2011

Cluster Cells

'Cluster Cells' are a group of cells that can appear on the penis when it is unclean. These cells can cause smegmal discharge to be emitted from the penis.

VEGAS: "CLEAN THAT CLUSTER OF CELLS"

VEGAS: "WE NEED A ONE AND DONE CLUSTER CELL CLEANER"

Dee Dee: " '-do you know if Nader has any Cluster Cells?' What do you mean by that? I'm not sure what you mean miss Holly."

by Sev_iRib_Farthouse_RealTV November 14, 2022