kelly clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Oooooh Kelly yeah that's right stick it right there baby oooooohhh....

by Evster March 6, 2005

clackus

Kind of the village idiot type...moron,fool,jackass. Anyone who doesnt have a clue and continually gets beat down or laughed at just for being himself.

also can be used as an expression of frustration: You whack your thumb with a hammer ..."ahhh Clackus !! "

What the hell were you thinkin?? dont be such a Clackus !

tom : Did you see that Clackus over there with the velcro sneakers??

mike : yea ! nobody wears those anymore...what a Clackus !

by bullhillbilly February 18, 2010

Clarksville High School

A high school in Clarksville, Tennessee that has constant school threats and full of self-righteous students who want it their way.

Hey did you see Rossview High School Baseball won state?

They shouldn’t have won it because we, Clarksville High School, beat them before. So that championship is ours.

by Ifyoulookhereumadgae December 23, 2018

kaitlyn clarks

She extremely beautiful but dont make her mad, she has a temper. She doesn't like to be touched often and she likes her space. She also has a lover that will never leave her.

Person 1: omg look at her
Person 2: Kaitlyn Clarks is often defined as beautiful

by Red baron boi December 4, 2019

Being a Clarkson

This is when a particular person with short stature has a chip on their shoulder and wants attention to compensate for their lack of competence, but naturally thinks they are better then everyone else. Generally just a pain in the ass for the general public to deal with.

He was being a clarkson the other day...

by renovatio-1 May 2, 2011

Clarkson

An absolute idiot of a kid.

Annoying motherfucker, always whines like a bitch.

What the fuck are you doing, you fucking CLARKSON cunt.

Fuck me your a Clarkson, my fucking brother is retarded

by DADDYLEGS90 February 14, 2022

Kelly Clarkson

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!

by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009