clarinet

My favorite instrument in the whole wide world to play. Has a good range, a little over 3 octaves. A Bb pitch instrument that is black with nickel or silver keys. Made of wood or plastic. A reed instument, a woodwind. Played in almost any style of music.

Michelle plays the clarinet in her high school band, she is 1st chair.

by Michelle January 16, 2004

Chlorinated water

Chlorinated water (chlorinated hydrogen oxide) is when you add chemicals to the water that releases chlorine and the water (hydrogen oxide) absorbs chlorine. The chlorine kills viruses and bacteria. Drinking chlorinated water is great! I like the chlorine taste! Stomach acid is dilute hydrochloric acid. So stomach acid digests food. Drinking chlorine gives the body more helpful chlorine. Water doesn't have too much chlorine or too little chlorine. They add sodium hypochlorite or calcium hypochlorite to the drinking water or sometimes other chemicals. New York water is the tastiest water. Pool water has trichloroisocyanuric acid (TCCA) which releases chlorine.

Tyler: I like drinking chlorinated water straight from the faucet and also straight from the fire hydrant in the summer. I like the chlorine taste!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

clarinets

pretty much the coolest sexiest most amazing talented people the world has ever known, also the most perfect godly section of the band

spectator: OMG!! you guys are amazingly awesome!

Clarinets: thats because we are the clarinets!

by clarinet geek January 27, 2009

Clarinetticorn

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"

by Clarinetticorn June 27, 2016

Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

Clarinet

I don't know I've never heard one.

Band Director: Ok band from the beginning
After the song ends
Band Director: Clarinets are you even playing

by fermatata November 23, 2018