A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.
"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."
by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017
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Get the claired mug.1) a person who is extremely smexy, extremely nice and chill; also referred to as someone with a nice body. knows how to have fun outside, and always good to have him around.
2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he's with, and will love her always.
3) BEAST.
2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he's with, and will love her always.
3) BEAST.
1) Girl1: OOOMG. who is that sexy guy by the beach?
Girl2: wow, he's really cute. must be a clarence.
Girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.
2) Girl1: Isn't that guy going out with that one girl?
Girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he's lucky. cus he's a clarence.
Girl1: a clarence?! damn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.
3) Boy1: damn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports
Boy2: yeaaa, he's pretty athletic and beast.
Boy1: naaah man. he's CLARNCE.
Boy2: hell yeaa!
Girl2: wow, he's really cute. must be a clarence.
Girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.
2) Girl1: Isn't that guy going out with that one girl?
Girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he's lucky. cus he's a clarence.
Girl1: a clarence?! damn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.
3) Boy1: damn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports
Boy2: yeaaa, he's pretty athletic and beast.
Boy1: naaah man. he's CLARNCE.
Boy2: hell yeaa!
by zch21 October 28, 2010
Get the Clarence mug.Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008
Get the ClaMedia mug.Swag. Someone who is swaggie and knows how to dress, talk, eat, and walk like a swaggie.
People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.
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People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.
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#yoloswaggie
#clarrenceswag
Aubrey: YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT GUY?
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.
Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.
Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung
by neyneypig June 13, 2013
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Get the Robert Clarence Irwin mug.A new way to say we’re good/ we chilling. Use this after something eventful happens and you feel the need to tell people you are okay.
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