craptor

Worldwide known techno DJ that makes the crappiest mixes in human history.

DJ craptor vs Shakira feat Mr. Denethor

by Ivana_bg August 15, 2007

Craptor

A combination of a cougar and the dinosaur known as a raptor, it is known for its big ass toe claws and its signature growl/cackle. It often preys on unsuspecting tourists.

Guy 1: Ohmygod!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: There's a damn craptor after me!

by jaster11111 June 13, 2010

Eric Clapton

a term used to refer to a vaginal STD

freind.1 I was realy itchy down their

freind.2 So what did you do?

freind .1 I went to the doctor and he said I had an Eric Clapton

freind .2 well that sucks

freind .1 he gave me some cream for it.

by plokijuhygtfrdeswaq November 5, 2009

clapture

When a speech receives so much approval from its audience that the speaker ascends into heaven through a ray of light.

Where's Pierre?

Were you not here for his speech? It was incredible. He got claptured.

by Knitsastink March 13, 2020

clapter

applause

The audience erupted in clapter.

by Max October 1, 2003

Claptrap

A girl that has been passed around so much that she is 100% infested with chlamydia and aims to spread it.

Michael : yo did you hear about Stevie
Jonny : Nah what happened to him
Michael : He hooked up with Gabby she's a total Claptrap
Jonny : damn I hope he gets through it :(

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts June 5, 2021

Eric Clapton

Guitar player who has gone from being called "God" by playing a bastardized form of the blues in garage bands (Yardbirds) and psychedelic hippie bands (Cream, Blues Breakers, Blind Faith, Derek and the Domino's), to a solo artist using the same ploy of playing the white man blues. Since his hey day in the mid 70s, he's cautiously made albums that cater to his fans, never venturing too far from his middle of the road style blues and mid tempo rock he started playing in the 70s. His fan base is primarily white guys who claim to like the blues, but only if played by 'guitar heroes' and would never venture to the south side of Chicago, or stray from Beale St in Memphis. They like their blues done beer commercial style.

Its questionable if any of his material from the last 25 years has any relevance musically, with the exception of "Tears In Heaven", a quiet, heartfelt song about the death of his toddler son. So called "die hard Clapton fans" hate this song of course, becuase it introduced Clapton to a middle of the road audience and was a big hit, oh, and because "it didn't rock, dude".

Frat boy in 1978, "Eric Clapton is the best blues player there is, man."

by Oh Welles September 7, 2006