Cackling Stock

A phrase used to describe someone entirely laughable. So laughable in fact that your laugh turns uncontrollably into a cackle.

Did you see that guy with the mustache get his cuntleg stomped by snuffeluppagus in cleats... AHAHAAHAH What a Cackling Stock

by Bills house March 22, 2008

multi-clanning

To be apart of two clans, being a full member of 2 or more clans.

Unknown1 is apart of 'Clan 1' and 'Clan 2', Unknown is multi-clanning.

by Derek3212 January 30, 2008

Cranking A Brown

When you take a shit. Usually during an upper decking.

I was really Cranking A Brown at the party. Nothing funnier than Upper Decking someones toliet during a party. I of course left the party after i shitted.

by upper deck crew July 30, 2009

Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the acts of crying and wanking.

If his funds were running particularly low, Junkie Jim could often be found cranking at the local sperm-bank.

by Johnny Darke December 16, 2008

canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

clam clonking

When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"

by clonker September 9, 2009

Cranking

To engage in dance with companions.

My friends and I were cranking in their car the other day to some Chief Keef.

by Maztotheula April 29, 2015