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Clamato week

I was wanting to have sex with my wife but it's clamato week.
by ageektheory August 25, 2013
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Clamgagger

Someone proficient in the act of heterosexual Intercourse; Utilizing his pork-sword to gag her bearded (or shaved) clam.

One that smashy-dat-ass.

A tool men use to procreate.

Womens' play-thing , leg-shaker , whipping-post... Etc.

Someone that honestly believes that you can actually gag a mollusk.
All women need a good clamgagger, and that is why they cheat.

"... So I took pity on her and gagged that clam all night long. "

" suck my clamgagger you stuck up that! "
by The Clamgagger January 31, 2015
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Clamface

The female version of Dickface... where she's being such a cunt it shows on her face... usually spotted on a Karen's face while bitching at a manager
Look here get your upturned clamface the fuck out of here... your not my supervisor!
by Mrs.C.Baird August 11, 2023
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clambasket

The inner, outer , and overall Lips of a womans vagina that gape,hang and generally appear to be crinkled together like clam parts found in your average seafood meal.
" The site of RxCatherine's clambasket frightens even the most avid fisherman from proceeding forward with cunnilingus."
by Astrocreep January 19, 2005
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clamachusetts

A woman from Massachusetts that is a complete clam. She is the kind of woman that would have kids just to get money from a man... take half of everything he has and then use the child to hurt the man.
Clamachusetts left my son with her parents while she is out being a whore, rather than let him spend time with his father.
by jaynukem August 20, 2010
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Clamato

This is simply the blood that flows as a discharge from the uterus. Also called menorrhea, the time during which menstruation occurs is referred to as menses.

Not to be confused with Bud & Clamato, a horrid beverage from the anti-marijuana corporation AnHeiserBusch.
Clamato is very different from blood that moves continuously through the veins. In fact, it's less concentrated blood. It has fewer blood cells than ordinary blood.
by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020
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clamando

When a women goes about her daily life without panties (and god bless those women) it's called going 'Clamando'.
"Guys call it free ballin', what would we call it for women?"

I was down at the fish market today and I saw a girl going clamando.
by absoluteparanoia August 10, 2007
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