Illegal Owl Citizen

A person who says that they love the one-man band Owl City but have only heard Fireflies or possibly Vanilla Twilight and Hello Seattle and think they they have the fucking right to call themselves Owl Citizens.

Sherry: I love Owl City so much! I'm such a big fan!
Carol: Really? What songs to do you have on your iPod, and which is your favorite?
Sherry: I have Hello Seattle, Fireflies, and Vanilla Twilight and I love them all!
Carol: Get the fuck out of my sight you Illegal Owl Citizen.

by A REAL Owl Citizen November 21, 2011

citag

when predictive text is used on a mobile phone, the word 'bitch' often appears first as 'citag' until 'bitch' is added to the phones dictionary.
Therefore 'citag' can be used as another word for 'bitch'.

My boss is such a miserable citag!

by Barrie Stevenson September 3, 2006

Cessna Citation X

The Cessna Citation X is the fastest flying commercial business jet. At the cost of just 22 million USD, one can plant their butt at 35,000 feet and fly at Mach .92 (About 700mph). 2 crew, 8-12 passengers with a jump seat, and mid to long-ranged. You're lucky to ride in one of these jets.

Hey man, you ever ridden in a Cessna Citation X?

Nah man, I had to settle for that wimpy III...

by Oobio August 17, 2011

Citizen Husbandry

When you take the citizens of your country and exploit them as a resource -- milk them, slaughter them, and consume them.

Republican budget proposals epitomize the philosophy of Citizen Husbandry, minimizing the cost of ranching a population of oblivious citizens to pull the carts of profits for the super-rich.

by Lew Mills April 24, 2011

Citizen land mine

You take a shit in the road and watch a car go though it

Wait minute I’m gonna do citizen land mine

by Wood69911 March 9, 2019

Senior Citizen Wannabes

Young people who constantly complain about new things not being as good as their old counterparts.

"Look at those Senior Citizen Wannabes. They're like 15 but wear these retro Nintendo and Atari shirts like they grew up in that era."

by Muzzler January 8, 2010

Sovereign citizen

A cunt who thinks that the police can't touch them until they're dragged out of their car by a cop who has just stood them telling them to get out for an hour before smashing their window and dragging their fat arse out of that window to the floor whist the sovereign citizen screams 'This is rape, get off of me, this is rape, i'm going to get you arrested for rape'

man 1 'who's that retard being pulled out of that car window by Pc bigballs whilsy screaming rape?'
man 2 'Probably the form of fuck-tard known as a sovereign citizen'
Man 1'Or it could be a retard@
man 2'and whats the difference?'

by bigdickmickeymouse January 3, 2020