nuns chuff

tight pussy

my bitch has a nuns chuff

by nathan j August 9, 2015

churf

To take longer than needed to complete a task or arrive at a destination.Often caused by people farting about doing nothing in particular.

Although the word might have been created by a ferryhiller with reference to the original king of churf - "churfy" Murphy, the word is now more often than not directed at the residents of Ferryhill in Aberdeen.Now often reffered to as the Ferryhill Churff Squad.

"Fuck sake min, we have been waiting for ages.The boy is having a right churf!"

by Seymore Bellchunk February 27, 2007

chuff pipe

The anal passage. The arse.

To take it up the chuff pipe.

by Chunder September 14, 2006

chuff

The name for a women's genitalia or more commonly pubic area. Used on smack the pony

Nice chuff!!!

by Billy bob bob September 19, 2003

chuffed

1. Pleased or delighted.
2. Annoyed or aggravated.

I was feeling chuffed that both definitions weren't on here. So I added it and now I'm chuffed.

by sir haxalot February 1, 2014

Chuff Nut

A Chuff Nut is when you fart and in the process, slightly shit yourself.

On no...I think I've just fired out a chuff nut

by Rudeboy23 December 21, 2008

chuff nugget

a piece of faecal material that makes a bid for freedom whenyou far.not a "full on foloow though", just a little nugget of crap in yer kaks

"just had a fart and lordy lord i got a chuff nugget in my breaches!"

by Pax September 15, 2003