Although this guy is deffinetly straight, he has the WORST acting ability I have EVER seen. He pretty much fails at his role as Anakin Skywalker.
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The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.
The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.
"Oh wow Sarah is that a new hat?"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
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"See? Now its been christened"
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"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"
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Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.
Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
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