Christmas creep

A phenomenon where the Christmas season starts earlier and earlier each year.

If they don't keep the Christmas creep under control, the season will start in June before we know it.

by quackle April 19, 2005

chousemas

The definition of a wepskinki at christmas

I was out with an absoloute Chousemas tonight and it got naughty

by Big Ant Tony December 21, 2018

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

Blue Christmas

It means to have sad Christmas, perhaps because you are away from family or alone, or even filled with thoughts of a happier time that brings tears to you eye. Blue is a symbolic color for the emotion sad.

"I'll have a Blue Christmas without you
I'll be so blue just thinking about you" - Elvis Presley in Blue Christmas

by ChrisPunchkill December 22, 2014

Jiggaboo Christmas Lights

When a group of police cars gather in a predominatley black neighborhood around the crack house and all have their lights on.

Looks like Jiggaboo Christmas lights outside. Rev Al, did you get that crack pipe from Santa?

by Martin Luther Seymore February 6, 2009

christmas dingle

A rare plant found in the yetti's den. It is much like a mistletoe, except you must fuck the other person.

Josh: Oh, looks like we're under the christmas dingle. We have to fuck.
Granpappy: Ok, be gentile

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

christmas ornament

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009