An initial exclamation of exasperation. When something is not going the way it should, and heavy frustration occurs, calling upon the subject of this explanation may appear to be, to some, the only answer. Similar to "For God's Sake", "For Pete's Sake" or "For Fuck's Sake".
Christ Almighty, what did I do to deserve this?
Christ Almighty, she never did... did she?
Christ Almighty, Sat, will you please just Fuck off?
Christ Almighty, where are you when I need you?
Christ Almighty, she never did... did she?
Christ Almighty, Sat, will you please just Fuck off?
Christ Almighty, where are you when I need you?
by Sat O'Matic September 17, 2007
by Brigitte Polcyn August 09, 2008
The consciousness of the Original Human mentioned in the Gosple Of Mary, initiated by a conviction of truth of existence and a disregard for all belief that implies basic limitation.
It’s one thing if he chooses to be conscious awareness but, another if he chooses Christ consciousness.
by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023
Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!
by LuckyDC February 22, 2018
To show surprise at anything in a similiar manner to 'Jesus Christ'
This can be used in nearly any situation
This can be used in nearly any situation
A: 'Yeah, it was about 69ft tall'
B: 'CHRIST ON A BIKE'
B: 'CHRIST ON A BIKE'
by Jambanger September 16, 2020
Fuck don’t get me started on these preppy cunts. If spending daddy’s money and wanking to lake wanaka and holiday homes was a school this would it. Their biggest flex is making the first 15 rugby team by paying the heads of staff, and fucking other elitist fake tan drenched private school girls from their local areas of Merivale and Fendalton. They don’t know how to put a sock in it, and I doubt they’ll ever learn since those clowns think so highly of themselves. Someone needs to knock them off their high polo pony before I rip my eyes out.
Person1: what school did u go to?
Clown college attendant: Christ college caturbury I’m extremely rich and my father is better than u I’m basically the draco malfoy of Christchurch......*proceeds to hit vape and be a cunt*
Clown college attendant: Christ college caturbury I’m extremely rich and my father is better than u I’m basically the draco malfoy of Christchurch......*proceeds to hit vape and be a cunt*
by Thisisajokeplz February 04, 2021
A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.
Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.
by Shaizi June 08, 2007