canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

chubby chipper

a female who is comfortable with her own 'chubbiness', and always appears to be in a chipper/happy mood.

Betty from HR wasn't her usual chubby chipper self. Someone must have taken the cupcakes out of the break room.

That Laura always has a smile on her face. I am surprised she is so chubby chipper with that big fat ass.

by Willie Doit February 17, 2010

chipper

Fish and Chip shop - NE Scotland

Coming to the chipper? I fancy a poke of chips.

by Greg8891 November 25, 2007

Chipper Nap

N. Like a dirt nap, chipper nap insinuates that death is imminent based on the victim's introduction to a garden or industrial wood chipping machine. In most cases, this should be considered a homicide, although for a few industrious characters maybe suicide. References the movie Fargo.

In need of quick cash, Garrett decided it was time for his sister to take the big chipper nap.

by Kenzi December 19, 2005

chipper

Somebody who is able to use heroin occasionally, for pleasure, without becoming dependent on it.

Arlo's just a chipper, but those guys he hangs out with are junkies.

by The Finer Definer June 2, 2003

Tooth Chipper

A person that comes in to collect on a debt that is a tough guy.

Joe didn't pay the bookie, so he sent out the tooth chipper to collect!

by blackturbo996 March 25, 2010

Cripper

Derived from the word Cretant which basically refers to a person of low creaturely status. It can also be used as an adjective to mean "exist." Cripper is a shortened word from Cretant and is just used in everyday lingo amongst good friends referring to eachother as Cripper or making fun of somebody and calling them a cripper. Calling somebody a Cretant would be the full master usage of coarse.

Cripper, what are you doing tonight?
Yo Bob, that guy is a total cripper!
Where do you want to crip tonight?

by Jimmy Foxazio September 15, 2004