chatham

A place where too many people visit in the summer. A quant little drinking village with a fishing problem!

by heather October 31, 2003

chatham middle school

Chatham Middle School is the pinnacle epitome of rich white kids with an ever-expanding rapacity for a peaceful, gossip-free, and lacrosse-filled life. The average CMS boy can typically found play sports or buying shoes. Typically, Chatham boys are asinine, as well as stupid and can usually be found in classes they can't pass. Most Chatham a Middle School boys are desprately horny and are usually found hooking up then go telling the whole school. They throw around words like "faggot" without any regard for anyone else who could be offended. Chatham girls can typically be found posting selfies to Instagram, then bitching about how it's "so rough." They usually listen to generic pop music and wear clothes from such stores as: Abrecrombie, Forever 21, and occasionally, Justice (don't ask; it baffles me too). They like to say things like: "This is so rough!", "Sure, I'll hook up with you, even though you just hooked up with fifteen other girls and probably contracted an STD," and "Sodapop is so hot". The school's health classes are flawed, as half the school smokes. The staff treats its kids as if they're inmates and only teach them useful information half the time. Everyone bullied each other and makes even the most beautiful of people think they're ugly. They tell you high school is going to be harder but give a half-assed effort trying to prepare you for it. Every rushes into a relationship with people they barely know, and they only do it for attention. Fuck CMS.

Me: Screw chatham middle school!
Teacher: Go to Mr Gardella's office, we don't want people to know how shitty this school is!

by Uskie January 16, 2014

Chatham Hall

Chatham Hall is a super elite boarding school for girls in Virginia. Although students often complain that its "in the middle of nowhere" the girls have all they need on campus with their worldclass dorms, amazing riding program, a georgous art center, a huge gym, and great tennis courts as well as lacrosse/field hockey fields... The girls are all very affluent (with the exception of the few financial aid kids) and dont mind flaunting every now and then... Everyday they wear polos w/ the collars popped, of course, and classy pants/shorts... The girls are all intelligent, as they are taught by mainly proffesors who have a PHD or are rhodes schloars... The girls dont really mind going to an all girls school, as mixers are really popular and they all seem to be doing quite fine with every other school's guys. The girls are all super southern and love to sip on sweet tea while taking a walk around the beautifully manicured campus. Chatham is a "sister school" to Woodberry Forrest, and do several trips with them including a trip to Scotland every summer. Chatham girls are simply the best because they have impecable manners, taste, grades, and looks.

Girl #1- "Who is that? Her outfit is so adorable, I love the light green polo with those light green J.Crew pressed shorts"
Guy #1- "I dont know, but she is absolutly georgous!"
Guy #2- "I hear that she is really smart too and is going to an Ivy League... Apparently shes one of those Chatham Hall Girls......."
Guy #1- "Oh damn, she is way out of our league"

by the Carolina Girl July 15, 2006

Chatham

An affluent white suburb of New York that specializes in snobbery, country clubbing, and discrimination. Also in close proxmity to Short Hills (location of one of the most prestigious malls on the planet.)

"Look at this town it is so Chatham!" "No your're wrong it is far too poor!"

by PRL March 9, 2004

Chatham

A small shit stain on the map of New Brunswick.Located in the ghetto of miramichi,it is simialar to Austrailia in that it is also populated with convicts,rapists,murderers,and pedophiles.If the world was gods canvas Chatham,miramichi would be the shit stain on his undies.

Frank I got me the aids when i was in chatham.
Bill How did you be gittin the aids in chatham?
Frank Just by walkin through it
Bill I didnt know you could git the aids walkin through a place.
Frank It such a sleazy scum sucking dive that you can there.

by pussy figgler February 18, 2018

Chatham Girls

Slutty, bitchy, and in need of a good smack in the face. Chatham girls rove in packs, consuming all people who may get in their way through whatever means possible. They can be found bitching at others, consuming raw flesh, wearing pink, blue, white, or black North Face jackets, sucking cock, and of course are easily recognized by the growths protruding from each side of their head, often know as iPod headphones, and the festering trail of herpes and cash they leave behind wherever they slither.

See Chatham.

Look, a Chatham Girl! Quick, get the camera!

No, her head is still partially visible out of her ass. She must be from Madison.

by Therapist February 4, 2005

Cheatham

An especially sensitive butthole

"Chris has such a cheatham, that he cries everytime he poops"

by bigfatdik May 22, 2009