chonch

Tha pussy. Spanishfancy way of saying vajayjay

My chonch is bleeding.

by amnerroagg July 27, 2018

chonch

A woman's crotch. Her private parts.

My chonch is itchy.

by Melissa June 17, 2003

CHONCHED

extremely high, blazed, ripped, ect... on marijuana.

aye mang we got super chonched last night and kidnapped a cat

by covert31890 August 14, 2008

choccy jockey

A man who, in a game of snooker, would not attempt the loose pink, but instead would try the tight brown. Warning: this term is not used in snooker.

Dale is a choccy jockey.

by Ian Chode March 16, 2004

chonch bag

a person of low moral value who also smeels like rotten pussy.

after my useless boyfriend donkey punched me i knew for sure he was a chonch bag

by ben dussy November 8, 2008

Choccy Milk

A term proud cuckold fathers use around their kids meaning Tyrone's Sweet and Salty BBC!

Respectful Father of the Year: Hey Tyrone! Can you please give my son your delectable, potent Choccy Milk!

Son who loves Choccy Milk: Nooooo! I don't want it, I DON'T WANT IT!!!

Strong African Bull: Right after I fuck your wife and play on your Nintendo Switch first.

by wwasddddda January 30, 2022

Choccy Starfish

The anus... because of it's resemblance to a starfish made of chocolate. It is used more commonly in UK English than in American English.

Oi, Nigel is a bastard, I'll not be seeing him again. He tried to have a go at me Choccy Starfish.

by wyldesage May 28, 2012