Chipperfield

a leader of apes, not men ; small brain with strong will ; will never be successful

that poor guy is a Chipperfield

by bossss hog June 27, 2018

chippen

A babyfied way of saying Chicken, or referring to a baby chicken.

Aw... little chippen...

by octostop November 29, 2020

Dirty Chipper

A person who seems to amaze others by a certain skill or characteristic

Jack is a proper dirty chipper. When he’s playing football, he skills everyone!

by CdotD22 February 12, 2018

Pass the chirpse

Verb: The act of flirting

Exclamation: Used when witnessing two people flirting.

Guy: Did you see those two at lunch yesterday? They were totally passing the chirpse.

(*Sees man and woman flirting*)
Guy: Pass the chirpse!

by Niol101 July 24, 2017

Mary Chipperfield

To masterbate, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, pull a pint on the love pump attend a menage a mois and, most pertinantly, to spank the monkey.

Mary Chipperfield owns a circus and got in trouble a few years back for physically reprimanding a primate in her care.

Hot damn boy! That be good monodextrous literature! I'm off for a quick Mary Chipperfield - wheres my jizz rag?

by TLO Smudge July 4, 2004

Get Chipped

To be caught in the crossfire meant for someone else. The target isn't you but you can still have pieces "chipped off" by gunfire (specifically) or unintentionally caught up in a beat down meant for someone else.

"Don't get chipped" - V. Staples basically means mind your business and do your thing. Don't mingle with people who could get you hurt or messed up.

"hey, I heard Ronnie snitched. Don't hang around him for a while. People might be looking for him and you don't wanna get chipped."

by Pope1980 September 21, 2019

Chipper Jones

The modern day Mickey Mantle. Perhaps the greatest switch hitter and one of the top 3rd basemen to ever play in Major League Baseball. Won the World Series with the Atlanta Braves in 1995 and won the NL MVP in 1999. Career .310 batting average will have a legitimate shot at the 3000 hits/500 home run club. Has a spot reserved for him in Cooperstown once he decides to retire.

Chipper Jones is one of the best players in baseball today, but also the most injury prone.

by MLB fan June 12, 2009