chip

(verb) to cock block or prevent a guy from intimately engaging with a girl.

1) Dude, that guy totally chipped me and wouldn't leave me and Steph alone for the whole night.
2) She's a notroious chipper and doesn't let her friend go home with anyone.

by steph April 12, 2005

chip

A large amount of money.

Bro I ain't got NO chip in my pocket,I'm so cracked right now.

by Booty D. Farnsworth January 23, 2008

chip

In car culture, an integrated circuit or circuit board, manufactured by an aftermarket company, intended to replace the stock electronic control unit and boost power by changing the ignition and fuel-mapping of the vehicle.

Dude, you could add twenty horsepower to that GTI of yours just by adding a chip!

by The Finer Definer June 2, 2003

chip

stolen cell phone, used to make fee phone calls

i was on my chip when i saw this fly ass beezy!

by fotweny November 15, 2004

Chip

noun- fruity, corny, cheesy, danielle

noun -You are a chip. You are a fruit.
adj- Your are really chippy. You are really fruity.

by Ellios November 16, 2007

Chip

A single ciagrette, best used when accompanied with the slang for chewing tabacco (dip).

"Yo can I bum a cigarette?"

"Yeah man, I got some chip and dip right here."

by Ray LaPointe December 19, 2004

chip

annoying kid who runs around talking shit on other people who eats out of the ass of DC and gets with girls who are drunk and beat

"stop being a chip fucking cock sucking bitch"

by chip hatters international May 10, 2005