concern for my Cheetos

when a friend worries about crunchy snacks getting too moist

Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"

by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020

Flamin' Hot Cheetos

A spicy twist on the original Cheetos, but also a staple for loud, obnoxious, ghetto black females who love to be loud in the mornings whose fingers are constantly covered in flamin' hot cheetos which are constantly being smacked, smudging everything they touch

*screaming across the hallway early in the morning* HEY BITCH
Her friend: HEY GURL
*black girl screaming across the hallway once again* LOOK WHO GOT HER FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS BACK BITCH

by latrelljennings November 19, 2019

eating cheetos

to masturbate, works for male or females

I am about to go eat some cheetos.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

Cheeves

The act of making plans with a friend, or group of friends, then then abandoning said plans without reason, warning, or provocation. Always performed with no consideration for time or convenience.

"Andrew called me last night to hang out, but then totally cheevesed me!"

by Mel E. January 21, 2009

Cheetosis

A state of being in a carbohydrate-induced coma where you and everything around you is covered in orange powder.

Jim is in the throes of cheetosis.

by Keith Y. February 20, 2009

Get some cheetos

A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.

Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?

by Mrob July 16, 2008

Hot Cheetos

When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.

Sophia: yeah I got some hot Cheetos at the store, want some?

Mike: No stop my penis is in there.

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018