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cheesed myself

'I cheesed myself' means 'I cummed inside of my panties'. For when something so sexy happened that it made you suddenly ejaculate all over your freshly cleaned tighty whities.
"When that girl tapped my shoulder I cheesed myself and started crying and everyone laughed"
by Sussy Bazinga October 7, 2022
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Cheesebag

Someone who is self obsessed, believes to be better than everyone else, boasts about everything, sucks up to teachers and is just damn right cheesy.
Cheesebag: "Hi sir you're looking great today"

Cheesebag: "Oh yeah I got five A's"

"Oh my God that guy is such a cheesebag!"
by RoyceDa5'9" April 20, 2005
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Euro cheese dog

A yellowish ring-like residue around the lips resultant from performing fellatio on an unclean, uncircumcised penis. The penis in this state often resembles a turtle neck smothered in ricotta cheese and the detritus commonly smells of fetid milk and the stale sweat of an old gym sock used as a receptacle for masturbation.
"Hey Steve - why are you wearing so much Blistex?"

"Oh dude, I just blew the foreign exchange student for bus fare and he gave me a euro cheese dog."
by jeffc1911 September 23, 2009
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cheesed

to have bent the rules of something in your favor, particularly a game
I cheesed my way through that call of duty modern warfare
by buzzgrant December 20, 2022
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I'm so cheesed!

OK ya know when your all, ugh I hate her, or man that's so unfair?
Well, pissed is such a strong word,so say, "I'm so cheesed!"
Someone: Man, Mr. Sometwo was so unfair.
Somethree: I know, I'm so cheesed!
by blonde_is_better April 18, 2009
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Cheesebag

A stanky cheesefilled sleepingbag used by wilderness professionals and outdoor enthusiasts.
Dude-guy! Your cheesebag is sicky gnar gnar brah!
by 2ne October 22, 2008
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chilli cheese dog

variation of chilli dog, a sexual manuver in which you crap between a lover's breasts and titty hump her. the variable making it a chilli CHEESE dog is that the woman is lactating.
suzy was my firsy chilli cheese dog, but sho ain't the last, dagnabbit.
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