cheeling

The process of inserting a cheese wheel where a tire should be on a car.

Chris I can't talk right now, I'm cheeling my car.

by hommo zapien March 19, 2021

Chelking

One who takes pleasure in inducing depression in order to start crying, weeping, or sobbing while in the midst of masturbation. Also used as shortened form: to Chelk.

"Sorry babe, that movie really made me tear up.
I gotta run home and start chelking before the tears dry up."

by Nutrition through Definition September 25, 2008

Cherking

To twerk while seated in ones chair. Typically a hit with the nursing community at the nurses station. Other chair friendly locations are catching on.

That girl sure is cherking that thang

by Jobelhoff March 11, 2015

checking your oil

When one inserts their finger in their own anus in order to gauge their personal stink level.

Don't touch me bro, you been checking your oil

by Informersno July 26, 2016

chackling

when you're chuckling and cackling at the same time.

wow! your joke was so funny! i'm chackling!

by jrod jgod August 31, 2019

Checking to see if your cake

(possible tw)

Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake

"Are you checking to see if your cake?"
"Yeah, I'm cake"
"Oh no"

by garden.Gnostic July 31, 2020

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.

by chestrrrr August 20, 2014