coffee and chronic

n. The act of smoking high-grade marijuana while drinking freshly-brewed coffee.

1. Brew a pot, pack a bowl, and enjoy your coffee and chronic.

2. Person 1: Rowdy party last night!
Person 2: Yea. I'm still hungover. Let's get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.

3. WUD U LIEK SUM COFFEE AND CHRONIC WIT UR PANCAKES?

by clay 045 June 18, 2010

Xenoblade Chronicles

An underrated JRPG on the Wii, New Nintendo 3ds, and Nintendo Switch. Known for its great story and themes, the blone anime swordie in Smash Bros who can see the future for some random reason, and that one random furball named Riki who's a meme
Btw Reyn is a character in that game, know for his quote "its reyn time!"

"It's Reyn time to play Xenoblade Chronicles!"
"No one knows what Xenoblade Chronicles is; its pretty good tho"

by GeoZ1234 December 18, 2020

chronic lyricosis

a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs

"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"

by cricket March 22, 2005

Chronica

A celebration that coincides with Chanukah wherein marijuana is smoked nightly for 7 days in a row.

Merry Chronica!
Now pass the blunt!

by Mike January 10, 2005

Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.

That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.

by t. tease January 25, 2013

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

Chronic Mortality

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

by Fortcraft October 2, 2016