Skip to main content

cell phone

A very good way to fry your brain because of the deadly radiation passing through your ear. Plus, unlike what most teenagers think, you can live without one, and save your brain if you do.
Normal kid: Hey wassup?
Popular kid with 5 calls a second: Bshzzshhhzzzzphfshzz...
Normal kid: Are you ok?
Popular kid: I phzhinkh fhso.
Normal kid: Get rid of your cell phone, you'll feel better.
Popular kid: Fshzever!!!!!
by so busted December 28, 2005
mugGet the cell phone mug.

cell phone

A cell phone allows you to call anyone, anywhere it can pick up signal. However, driving is not a place for a cell phone.
Get off the damn phone when you drive
by lunar shadows November 6, 2004
mugGet the cell phone mug.

cell phone

usually found attached permanently to the hand of a guy who uses it to break up with a wonderful chick. may also be used to text his bff/gay lover, mom, or his own personal Duper.
Don't buy a cell phone! You might end up with a rash.
by Kristal Conrad March 30, 2009
mugGet the cell phone mug.

phantom cell phone syndrome

the same as phantom limb syndrome, but when you don't have your phone in your pocket, yet you still feel the vibrations of getting a text/call. tends to stem from advanced cell phone addiction. usually takes 1-2 weeks of not having a phone to cure.
"I thought I got a text, but my phone isn't even in my pocket!", "dude, you have phantom cell phone syndrome!"
by kristopher superstar June 26, 2009
mugGet the phantom cell phone syndrome mug.

German cell phone

A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?

Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
by Mr. Wolfsburg November 13, 2011
mugGet the German cell phone mug.

Cell Phone Stretch

A common exercise among high school and college students whose classroom is in a building with bad digital reception. While attempting to send a text message, a student may need to discreetly reach skyward and pretend that they need to stretch their arms in order to get that one necessary bar of reception. A cell phone stretch can last anywhere between 2 and 25 seconds and may be repeated as many times as necessary.

This technique should be used a limited amount of times, as there are several negative consequences:

1. The teacher or professor mistakes your stretching motion as you raising your hand and calls on you to answer a question. Which, of course, you can't answer because the question was posed while you were texting.
2. The teacher or professor becomes suspicious of you constantly stretching.
3. You accidentally wack the football player sitting behind you because you lean too far back (Trust me it's been done before and he does not react nicely).
Guy 1: Dude is your shoulder ok? You hurt it lifting?

Guy 2: Relax man, I'm just doing the cell phone stretch.
by classroomtexter October 8, 2009
mugGet the Cell Phone Stretch mug.

Cell Phone Bingo

When at a crawl or otherwise in traffic, you see at least five cars in a row on their cell phone.
"Took me double the time to get to work ." "Traffic was slow" " I had cell phone bingo at least three times!"
by Oxithemoron (the orginal) December 30, 2009
mugGet the Cell Phone Bingo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email