Cantcasnoodle

When you can’t get some of someone and they won’t let you smash!

“Gosh! Paige was totally giving me the cantcasnoodle treatment!

by PINK KORELL LOVER November 24, 2018

If he cant break bread he fake

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle

Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”

by sikbone November 15, 2022

cantankerous

disagreeable to deal with; contentious; peevish. tempered and quarrelsome; disagreeable. Someone that acts stubbornly obstructive and is unwilling to cooperate

a cantankerous, argumentative man.

by Ms.Cordero January 22, 2008

Canteen

(Philippine English borrowed from British English)

Cafeteria.

The canteen is closed.

by Mr. yoso July 1, 2012

Cant win em all

This phrase is most commenly used whenever faced with adversity. However, the phrase can also be used as a means to end any trouble one might have. The very phrase itself has spawned a mentality of "who gives a shit", and a basic lack of ambition.

-"DUDE! you just ran over that kids leg"
-"Cant win em all, jackass"

by jackbass August 8, 2005

Cantadian

A Cantadian is a person of Canadian descent who won’t work hard and is unable to get anything done properly. Combination of Canadian and the contraction can’t.

Liam, You're not Candian. You're more like Cantadian.

by Socco February 4, 2008

Hastings Canter

The act of walking (or trying to run) like a brain-dead retard. Often likened to the sight of an elderly man, whom after having just suffered a serious stroke, attempting a sprint down a steep enbankment with a pole in his rectum.

Poor fellah, he is doing the Hastings Canter. He must need some attention. Either that, or he is retarded.

by Roaaaar April 26, 2009