Caveman Robot 

A kind of Everyhuman archetype, we are all robotic primitives, viewing technology as an Arthur C. Clarke kind of magic, We howl and holler in front of the TV instead of the communal fire. We gaze longingly at the image of those most wanted consumer goods, instead of the image of beast to hunt.

He is such a Caveman Robot, he actually thinks that his computer "hates" him.

Caveman Robot by Jason Robert Bell February 10, 2003

caveman television 

a campfire

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television

caveman television by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009

caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

caveman dump by hickory352 March 10, 2014

caveman style

When the level of sexual passion is so high that one's primal instincts to have extremely energetic and wild sex take over.

1."Girl, he went berzerk and rocked my booty caveman style!"

2. "Ooh baby, lets go out in the backyard so we can bump uglys caveman style."

caveman style by canta March 15, 2010

caveman fuck 

when a girl is so hot, all you want to do is club her boyfriend to death, grab the girl by the hair and drag her into your room and proceed to "fuck the shit out of her" perferably in the anus

person 1: look at that lady, shes gorgeous!
person 2: I know, I'd so caveman fuck her

caveman fuck by otown_sweed August 28, 2006

Caveman Kiss 

When two sufficiently scruffy men rub beards to say hello or goodbye to one another.

Vic:Hey man whats up?
Greg: Nuthin much man.
(They Caveman KIss by rubbing beards.)

Caveman Kiss by Greg Metro February 22, 2009

Caveman Seduction 

The method of seducing a woman in the style of a primitive human.

When you knock out your love interest, drag her back to your cave by her hair and show her you have command of fire. This will impress and arouse her and she will then have sex with you.

This is an example of Caveman Seduction.

Caveman Seduction by Ed Freemen September 6, 2010