Catchin the monkey

The act of catching HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)

Kevin: You gonna be catchin the monkey if you mess with her dog
Darryl: Don't worrry son, Ima wear a condom

by Josh21 March 28, 2008

catching z's

To sleep, rest, or take a nap

I was catching z's during study hall.

by Jeff Carter January 17, 2005

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Said by Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter. A sex thing.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.

"Man did you hear what John and Macy were doing last night?"
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.

by Panicube December 13, 2014

Catching Grenades

Catching Grenades- Always ending up with the ugly friend of the group.

T- Hey ladies whats up

T to C- I got dibs on the right one

C to S- I got dibs on the left one

S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades

by SchmittyBalls 17 February 27, 2011

Catchin chain

When you transfer from jail to prison or from a prison facility to the free world or other facility.

I'm catchin chain at 3 am. Leaving this prison to go to the halfway house. I be we will have to catch chain with some other facilities and probably stay somewhere for a night or two.

by DeNeka77 March 23, 2017

Catching Ropes

To commit Suicide through hanging yourself.

- Have you heard of the incident at the hospital nearby?
- Yeah, I heard someone be catching ropes.
___
- Got fired today. Finna catch these ropes my guy.
- Lmao, bet.

by Fordoggen October 21, 2018

Caphinaid

A coffee-loving hybrid of a cat and a dolphin, the Caphinaid mostly lives underwater but comes to the surface daily to drink coffee with its friends. Has all the friendliness of a neighborhood dolphin, but without coffee can quickly turn into a typical cat (moody). It lives with purrfect porpoise.

What's a Caphinaid?
A Caphinaid is a dolphin-cat who loves coffee.

by Professor Pundamental May 24, 2020