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National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day

April 24th

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#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday
you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.
by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021
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castrate

Something ugly ass hoes do when they cant cope with them being rejected
These females are super insecure and nasty, doing this to a man is the equivalent of cutting a womens clitoris off completely (FGM)
She castrated me! So I bit cut her clitoris off with a razor!
by tacowithpeanutbutter11 October 9, 2022
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Castration

Rusty spoon back alleyway castration? Fuck it. It means to chop off a guys cock (with rusty spoons being the weapon of choice)
John: UUUGH I hate that guy so much
Jim: Then why don't you castrate him with a rusty spoon?
John: Y'know what? I think I will! Nothing better than castration to put a man in his place
by The Handmade Hero July 19, 2021
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Social Castration

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.
Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!
by gooffahh September 11, 2022
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castration gambling

A game where a challenge takes place (Like keeping the man from orgasming for 10-20 minutes) and a wager is made (cock, balls, or both). If the man loses the challenge, whatever is wagered is cut off.
GF: How would you like to do some castration gambling and lose that cock of yours?
by RandoFucker March 20, 2025
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social castration

(noun) the act of tone policing humor, beliefs, and other thoughts seen as politically incorrect, often using insults that demean virginal males to tone police.
Calling a guy an incel for saying most women are “looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes” is social castration.
by saintsundere July 12, 2024
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Castration Anarchy

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?
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