Constipated fox

To dive nose first into a butthole, not unlike a fox diving in the snow.

"I shoved my nose on her ass! I'd never done a constipated fox before!"

by Chasingcars614 August 2, 2017

crustipated

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

by zeiserism February 10, 2018

Castigate

Put someone down on the spot, to act from developed fury and to ‘dress them down’

I have behaved on my accord in order to castigate them in a public place.

by Fahst March 15, 2019

constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death

When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.

by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019

Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011

constipated

This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.

This song is really constipated.

by John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt October 26, 2007

Castrated

To have an ability severed completely and utterly without end

The devil needs all of his non-good thoughts to be made one Kenneth David Edgar Anderson or he will be completely castrated.

by Hellsprung February 14, 2018